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  • New Sammichian Empire breaks from Shire Dollar Zone, declares all Laurelii enemies of NSE

    Oranjestad Breaks Silence;Addresses the Global Tension

    In a broadcast to the Oranjestad nation, the as-of-recently obscure and isolationist Lord Nebbers addressed the growing tension developing across the world. Shire Global News was on location in the recently revived Oranjestad coastal town of Jarreau, where the speech was made.

    "To be honest, I'm not sure I really get what all the fuss is about", Nebbers stated. "Everyone knows the best falafels are in Petra anyway". Over the next several minutes, he went on to list out his favorite restaurants - almost all were high end, exclusive, and prohibitively expensive. His advisers could be heard whispering to him in the background, "you're doing great, this will make you seem more relatable and relevant". "I mean I eat at Rook's all the time", he went on to say. "Their steaks are really reasonable and so good. I hope everyone gets a chance to eat at Rook's someday". A quick Shireoogle web search showed that Rook's steaks are $5,000 each.

    He concluded the speech by claiming he's already seen the upcoming 7th season of Game of Thrones. "You won't believe what happens. I'm not going to spoil it for you, but let's just say Cersei gets what she deserves... but I can't tell you what that is! Oh, there's a huge twist about John Snow. And it's so sad what happens to the dragons too - you'll totally cry. But I won't spoil what happens to them, you'll have to watch for yourself... just wait till the white walkers invade though, it's amazing. I can't tell you what happens with that though, I really shouldn't." Upon hearing this, several reporters stormed out of the press room. One was heard shouting, "MY SUMMER IS RUINED!" One reporter broke down in tears.

    DirewolfofDoomHayJohn117Wuggeh0
  • New Sammichian Empire breaks from Shire Dollar Zone, declares all Laurelii enemies of NSE

    Oranjestad Breaks Silence;Addresses the Global Tension

    In a broadcast to the Oranjestad nation, the as-of-recently obscure and isolationist Lord Nebbers addressed the growing tension developing across the world. Shire Global News was on location in the recently revived Oranjestad coastal town of Jarreau, where the speech was made.

    "To be honest, I'm not sure I really get what all the fuss is about", Nebbers stated. "Everyone knows the best falafels are in Petra anyway". Over the next several minutes, he went on to list out his favorite restaurants - almost all were high end, exclusive, and prohibitively expensive. His advisers could be heard whispering to him in the background, "you're doing great, this will make you seem more relatable and relevant". "I mean I eat at Rook's all the time", he went on to say. "Their steaks are really reasonable and so good. I hope everyone gets a chance to eat at Rook's someday". A quick Shireoogle web search showed that Rook's steaks are $5,000 each.

    He concluded the speech by claiming he's already seen the upcoming 7th season of Game of Thrones. "You won't believe what happens. I'm not going to spoil it for you, but let's just say Cersei gets what she deserves... but I can't tell you what that is! Oh, there's a huge twist about John Snow. And it's so sad what happens to the dragons too - you'll totally cry. But I won't spoil what happens to them, you'll have to watch for yourself... just wait till the white walkers invade though, it's amazing. I can't tell you what happens with that though, I really shouldn't." Upon hearing this, several reporters stormed out of the press room. One was heard shouting, "MY SUMMER IS RUINED!" One reporter broke down in tears.

    DirewolfofDoomHayJohn117Wuggeh0
  • A warning to those considering purchasing Zelda: Breath of the Wild....

    day 9

    i don't even remember what i've been doing the last week... what was my name again? all i can think about is farming shrine guardians and raiding hyrule castle... i think my name was link.

    (its a really good game and its really addicting and don't go mining with bombs and-)

    11/10 not enough weapon durability
    EnderKillaJohn117Hay
  • A warning to those considering purchasing Zelda: Breath of the Wild....

    day 9

    i don't even remember what i've been doing the last week... what was my name again? all i can think about is farming shrine guardians and raiding hyrule castle... i think my name was link.

    (its a really good game and its really addicting and don't go mining with bombs and-)

    11/10 not enough weapon durability
    EnderKillaJohn117Hay
  • New Sammichian Empire breaks from Shire Dollar Zone, declares all Laurelii enemies of NSE

    Oranjestad Breaks Silence;Addresses the Global Tension

    In a broadcast to the Oranjestad nation, the as-of-recently obscure and isolationist Lord Nebbers addressed the growing tension developing across the world. Shire Global News was on location in the recently revived Oranjestad coastal town of Jarreau, where the speech was made.

    "To be honest, I'm not sure I really get what all the fuss is about", Nebbers stated. "Everyone knows the best falafels are in Petra anyway". Over the next several minutes, he went on to list out his favorite restaurants - almost all were high end, exclusive, and prohibitively expensive. His advisers could be heard whispering to him in the background, "you're doing great, this will make you seem more relatable and relevant". "I mean I eat at Rook's all the time", he went on to say. "Their steaks are really reasonable and so good. I hope everyone gets a chance to eat at Rook's someday". A quick Shireoogle web search showed that Rook's steaks are $5,000 each.

    He concluded the speech by claiming he's already seen the upcoming 7th season of Game of Thrones. "You won't believe what happens. I'm not going to spoil it for you, but let's just say Cersei gets what she deserves... but I can't tell you what that is! Oh, there's a huge twist about John Snow. And it's so sad what happens to the dragons too - you'll totally cry. But I won't spoil what happens to them, you'll have to watch for yourself... just wait till the white walkers invade though, it's amazing. I can't tell you what happens with that though, I really shouldn't." Upon hearing this, several reporters stormed out of the press room. One was heard shouting, "MY SUMMER IS RUINED!" One reporter broke down in tears.

    DirewolfofDoomHayJohn117Wuggeh0
  • A warning to those considering purchasing Zelda: Breath of the Wild....

    day 9

    i don't even remember what i've been doing the last week... what was my name again? all i can think about is farming shrine guardians and raiding hyrule castle... i think my name was link.

    (its a really good game and its really addicting and don't go mining with bombs and-)

    11/10 not enough weapon durability
    EnderKillaJohn117Hay
  • New Sammichian Empire breaks from Shire Dollar Zone, declares all Laurelii enemies of NSE

    Oranjestad Breaks Silence;Addresses the Global Tension

    In a broadcast to the Oranjestad nation, the as-of-recently obscure and isolationist Lord Nebbers addressed the growing tension developing across the world. Shire Global News was on location in the recently revived Oranjestad coastal town of Jarreau, where the speech was made.

    "To be honest, I'm not sure I really get what all the fuss is about", Nebbers stated. "Everyone knows the best falafels are in Petra anyway". Over the next several minutes, he went on to list out his favorite restaurants - almost all were high end, exclusive, and prohibitively expensive. His advisers could be heard whispering to him in the background, "you're doing great, this will make you seem more relatable and relevant". "I mean I eat at Rook's all the time", he went on to say. "Their steaks are really reasonable and so good. I hope everyone gets a chance to eat at Rook's someday". A quick Shireoogle web search showed that Rook's steaks are $5,000 each.

    He concluded the speech by claiming he's already seen the upcoming 7th season of Game of Thrones. "You won't believe what happens. I'm not going to spoil it for you, but let's just say Cersei gets what she deserves... but I can't tell you what that is! Oh, there's a huge twist about John Snow. And it's so sad what happens to the dragons too - you'll totally cry. But I won't spoil what happens to them, you'll have to watch for yourself... just wait till the white walkers invade though, it's amazing. I can't tell you what happens with that though, I really shouldn't." Upon hearing this, several reporters stormed out of the press room. One was heard shouting, "MY SUMMER IS RUINED!" One reporter broke down in tears.

    DirewolfofDoomHayJohn117Wuggeh0
  • New Sammichian Empire breaks from Shire Dollar Zone, declares all Laurelii enemies of NSE

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  • New Sammichian Empire breaks from Shire Dollar Zone, declares all Laurelii enemies of NSE

    Wow. Ok.

    This is LITERALLY, L I T E R A L L Y because of a falafel stand. L I T E R A L L Y
    John117Lord_DrekarBlithenessTrizer
  • New Sammichian Empire breaks from Shire Dollar Zone, declares all Laurelii enemies of NSE

    STA Service Update — 22 March 2017
    Lord Andrew, Chief Operating Officer of the Shire Transit Authority

    Due to political tensions in Riverwood and surrounding areas, amendments have been made to the timetables for some railway lines. These amendments will be in effect until further notice.

    CANCELLATIONS
    • All Thule line services between Wytapcha and Hobbiton are cancelled — no Thule line services will operate to or from the following stations: Modaora High Level, Havana and Hobbiton.
    • No Cerelia line services will operate to or from the following stations: Modaora Low Level, Amphitheatre and Riverwood.

    AMENDMENTS
    • North-bound Cerelia line services towards Riverwood will now terminate at Phobean Isle
    • Nysa line services will not call at, or depart from, Aberdeen station.

    STATION CLOSURES
    • Modaora High Level
    • Modaora Low Level
    • Amphitheatre
    • Aberdeen
    • Havana
    • Hobbiton

    TRAVEL ADVICE
    • Riverwood local services are severely disrupted due to an STA staff walk-out. Please allow extra time to complete your journey.
    • All non-essential travel to or within the Riverwood region is discouraged at this time.
    • Thule line passengers wishing to reach the north-east are advised to alight at Mount Britain, and change to the North-bound Cerelia line, alight at Whail and take the Nysa line from Whail.
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Severe disruption across the network.

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Cereliano service. Riverwood station is closed until late February 2017.
Dulciano service
Empireno service
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Hestiano service
Jurisno service
Lamiano service
Nysano service
Phobean S'wayno service
Quintusno service
Thuleno service
Vnz OvergroundGood service on the North loop. All other routes are suspended.
Zelosno service
West Shire RailGood service Groenevelden—Amica and Clementine—Ivory Beach. All other routes are suspended.
Last updated 20 March 2017 00:45 UTC