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  • PSA: Cannibalism

    The Oranjestad Secret Police, in cooperation with A Vague, Yet Menacing, Government Agency, would like to remind you that here in Oranjestad, no one is eating each other. They remind you that this is a friendly reminder. The Secret Police added their assurance that they see no reason to alert us to the not-at-all increasingly-common practice of grill parties and consensual cannibalism.

    “It’d be pretty terrible of us to conceal that, right?” a heavily cloaked spokesperson said, distractedly, deeply engrossed in a game of Angry Birds on his or her iPhone 11 Pro. “But listen! The important thing here is that we are not– hang on…Darn! –warning or alerting anyone, and I think you should remember to thank us for that.”

    The cloaked figure then double-tapped his or her phone and a horse rose up from the floor beneath him or her, and they flew off into the sky.

    John117Batman
  • WEASEL NEWS - A backlog of news.

    Wait, you guys opened an office in Oranjestad? I don't recall a permit application to our Ministry of Commercial Interests.

    Sad to hear about P.J. Maybe. He should have stuck to Legal Slavery instead.

    CoffeeAndChillJudge_DreddpoolJohn117
  • Riverwood Issues Recall On All Wheat Due To Samgasmi Outbreak

    Fortunately, Oranjestad has been a Gluten-Free Zone for years now, after nebbers read a dubious blog called "Mommy Monday's" about a correlation between gluten consumption, vaccines, and obesity.

    On an unrelated note, neb was also introduced to Glammer-Jammer® eyelid jewelry parties and their revolutionary Facebook-based 'reverse funnel system' selling structure by the same blog. He's proud to say he's hosted 7 parties of his own and has sold $45 in products and convinced a friend to be a seller for him as well. Meanwhile, he still has $7000 worth of merchandise piled in his garage he still needs to sell.
    John117IapetusIICoffeeAndChill
  • Ich Imperial Residences Shader Pics

    I sense a plot to destroy the NSE
    John117Wuggeh0
  • Oranjestad Liquidation Sale | Phase One

    Fine, @CoffeeAndChill, but you can only play that card once. There will be other sales... so use it wisely.
    Judge_Dreddpool