listen tf up

Sammiches822

Okay. I haven't been honest with all of you. But this is literally killing me on the inside and I love all of you too much. Many years ago, when I first joined, I was asked by a certain server owner (who also happens to be my favorite son) how old I was because I had not included my age in my application, instead talking about how awesome and proficient I am at building. At the time, in December of 2012, I was 12. However, when replying to said server owner, I totally went blank, had a finger spasm, and typed 14. Not my real age. I was going to correct myself, but something hit me; on previous servers, such as Silocraft, I had seen first-hand how terrible people my age were treated and patronized. I thought, "Is this really the best decision, to correct myself?" I decided otherwise. Big mistake. I led a double life, exactly the same as my actual life, except two years older. Having to lie about my age whenever someone on the server asked carved a massive chunk out of my rotten little heart, said chunk being curb-stomped and maced in the eyes in the process. It's been killing me on the inside, so I wanted to tell all of you beautiful people. Aside from a stupid number, everything you know about me is true; my location, name, friends, stories, issues, interests, sexuality, crushes, even my selfies. Granted, it's only 2 years, but it's a lot for me. It could be worse for you, though. I could be a forty-three year old obese man who eats hand sanitizer and lives in his parents' basement. But we can get to that side of me later. I just wanted you all to know. To make things clear, I am a forty-three year old obese man who eats hand sanitizer 14 year old turning 15 in exactly a month. To everyone who has trusted me, divulged in me, and had sex with me, I am sorry, but I hope we continue to share that amazing relationship. If not, well, that's sad. But I will learn to live without you. Buy my autobiography @ http://goo.gl/9rvGBy