Economies and corporations explained using cows
CoffeeAndChill
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haaah0
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I wonder how this could be applied to the cities of the shire?Venizia- You have two cows. They are slowly sinking into the ocean.Babylon- You have two cows. They drowned trying to get down to the city.Oranjestad- You have two cows. They are trying to find the head shop but fall off Summit instead.Fulfwotz- You have two cows. They get shot for looking at someone funny.University- You have two cows. They get a good education, get their doctorates and become professors in Gender Studies.Plaza- You have two cows. They get blown up by the 12th Knight.Tyrule- You have two cows. They are killed by tyros who will only stay for two days to make some weird leather thing.Laurelian- You have two cows. They decide to stay because Laurelian is super safe and chill.New Enderton- You have two cows. Ender liberates his fellow swines from slavery and begins a new cowtopia.Athitica- You have two cows. However, they lag out from Jimmy making mountains in World Edit.Disneyland- You have two cows. They get depressed and leave as soon as they realize its not actually Disneyland.Any others that I missed that could be funny?9
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The Shire - You have two cows. They roam free and mind their own business since there is no economy on the server.Oranjestad - You have two cows. The government taxes you so heavily for upkeep of the ridiculousness of a tiered city that you're forced into subterranean subsidized housing in Lusus.003benjy - You have two cows, and you have big grand plans for them. They're currently chewing cud in an open field next to a sign from 2012 that says "Coming Soon!"Andrewpo - You have two cows. You ship them via rail from Knavobuki to Floffwym just because you can. You then smite them for no apparent reason.Maghion - You have two cows. They're both girls. Wait... no, they're both males. You force them to work in a series of part-time jobs for several years before landing at Apple Inc.Hay - You have two cows. You'd milk and profit from them if you weren't imprisoned in a Hayfk box.Aedesius - You have two beautiful cows. You work your way to the top of the cow business and then abruptly retire. You then un-retire a week later.Orikami - You have two cows. You try to milk them but you realize they're empty inside.Exton - You have two cows. Everyone knows where they are, but no one visits them.Josie - You have two rainbow unicorns. They poop gold. Everyone loves them.nebbers - You have 5 years worth of dairy products. No one buys them. You eat as much as you can every two months before vomiting for two more.13
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such betrayal
I don't exist on either list but the cows were funny lol 1 -
Lord Drekar- You have two cows. They get sacrificed for the inevitable DREKONING.Costa Copy- You have two cows. They look really nice but don't really do that much. Also, they are somehow everywhere.Mugs Coffee- ;~;Boneyard- You have two cows. They get super scared and fall in the lava.Quarry- You have two cows. They were once used by everyone, but are now nothing but a happy memory of a different time.3 -
damn right xD1
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Gaijin - Welcome! Let us know if you have any questions or if you'd like to apply and get two cows.
Tyrule - You have two cows. They're under spawn. No, not the real spawn; tyrule spawn. Over here. Right click the sign. This sign... oh. You now have 640 cows.Yeoman - You have two cows. ....uh. Sure. I can terra a 1k by 1k block pen for them. Is this oka- where'd you go?4
