Economies and corporations explained using cows

CoffeeAndChill

[url=http://imgur.com/a/tuG5A]http://imgur.com/a/tuG5A[/url]

Tehehehe

nebbers

haaah

Vetous

I wonder how this could be applied to the cities of the shire? 

Venizia- You have two cows. They are slowly sinking into the ocean. 

Babylon- You have two cows. They drowned trying to get down to the city. 

Oranjestad- You have two cows. They are trying to find the head shop but fall off Summit instead. 

Fulfwotz- You have two cows. They get shot for looking at someone funny. 

University- You have two cows. They get a good education, get their doctorates and become professors in Gender Studies. 

Plaza- You have two cows. They get blown up by the 12th Knight. 

Tyrule- You have two cows. They are killed by tyros who will only stay for two days to make some weird leather thing. 

Laurelian- You have two cows. They decide to stay because Laurelian is super safe and chill. 

New Enderton- You have two cows. Ender liberates his fellow swines from slavery and begins a new cowtopia. 

Athitica- You have two cows. However, they lag out from Jimmy making mountains in World Edit. 

Disneyland- You have two cows. They get depressed and leave as soon as they realize its not actually Disneyland.  

Any others that I missed that could be funny? 

nebbers

The Shire - You have two cows. They roam free and mind their own business since there is no economy on the server.

Oranjestad - You have two cows. The government taxes you so heavily for upkeep of the ridiculousness of a tiered city that you're forced into subterranean subsidized housing in Lusus.

003benjy - You have two cows, and you have big grand plans for them.  They're currently chewing cud in an open field next to a sign from 2012 that says "Coming Soon!"

Andrewpo - You have two cows.  You ship them via rail from Knavobuki to Floffwym just because you can.  You then smite them for no apparent reason.

Maghion - You have two cows.  They're both girls.  Wait... no, they're both males.  You force them to work in a series of part-time jobs for several years before landing at Apple Inc.

Hay - You have two cows.  You'd milk and profit from them if you weren't imprisoned in a Hayfk box.

Aedesius - You have two beautiful cows.  You work your way to the top of the cow business and then abruptly retire. You then un-retire a week later.

Orikami - You have two cows.  You try to milk them but you realize they're empty inside.

Exton - You have two cows.  Everyone knows where they are, but no one visits them.

Josie - You have two rainbow unicorns.  They poop gold.  Everyone loves them.

nebbers - You have 5 years worth of dairy products.  No one buys them.  You eat as much as you can every two months before vomiting for two more.

Lord_Drekar

such betrayal I don't exist on either list but the cows were funny lol

Vetous

@lord_drekar

Lord Drekar- You have two cows. They get sacrificed for the inevitable DREKONING. 

Costa Copy- You have two cows. They look really nice but don't really do that much. Also, they are somehow everywhere. 

Mugs Coffee- ;~;

Boneyard- You have two cows. They get super scared and fall in the lava. 

Quarry- You have two cows. They were once used by everyone, but are now nothing but a happy memory of a different time. 

Lord_Drekar

damn right xD

Hay

Gaijin - Welcome! Let us know if you have any questions or if you'd like to apply and get two cows.

Tyrule - You have two cows. They're under spawn. No, not the real spawn; tyrule spawn. Over here. Right click the sign. This sign... oh. You now have 640 cows.

Yeoman - You have two cows. ....uh. Sure. I can terra a 1k by 1k block pen for them. Is this oka- where'd you go?