Another War Declared?

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Cont. from http//shirecraft.us/forum/discussion/1256/ominous-titles-are-ominous/p1 new images have surfaced of the strange shapes and they turn out to be a network of death laser satellites manufactured by Parasol Corp. The mastermind behind this has plans to take the world hostage for 1 million dollars. When asked why he didn't just put the laser on the moon he issued this statement "There is no moon that you can get to in Minecraft and if you see one that's no moon". The terrorist behind this is none other than Shire-Times man of the year Kil0. Parasol Corp. is fully backing and funding his crimes.

Now you may remember about a year ago he started a war fought with clones and tanks and nukes, this time though he has plans to win. He reports that he found an old decrepit secret lab containing specimens of the original strain of Lymphrosis and the mega strain of Lymphrosis Megasis. He also has claimed to be in ownership of the only two surviving copies of the Arcem Endsam https://imgur.com/11fhmjI . For those of you who don't know what the Arcem Endsam is, it's the holy scriptures of Sammoth in an ancient tongue that hold the supposed key to the weakness of the Fulfwotzian Empire. If he can get his scientists to decipher it I personally fear bad things will come from it.

In other news Modaoran cameras caught footage of a beefcakey looking guy with a large weapon and battle armor descending into the lower levels where the nuke storage is. This man has not been apprehended yet, some have speculated that he may be part of a new breed of clone warrior but this has not been confirmed by anyone and at this point is still a rumor where he came from. Also in other-other news a new race of magically intwined vampires called the Fedorians have arrived in the Shire. Is all this just a coincidence?

UPDATE 1: Kil0 has just released propaganda recruiting people to be on his team, probably because he's lonely and has no friends. It was reported he stated this "I love communism therefore I want to make a new Communist empire on the Shire. Also apparently he hired a bad photographer as he/she missed the wording on the signs. We sent a correspondent out to find out what they said and he texted saying "all it said was cyka blyat" we haven't heard from him since... http://imgur.com/dNSpuFt

UPDATE 2: Knavobuki and its citizens are in ruins after the first invasion of the war. Several dropships landed depositing dozens of troops who then proceeded to lay waste and torch the peaceful town http://imgur.com/rOneHGe . As the troops started to pull out from the town the dropships fired canisters of a blue gas that the S.E.A.C. has confirmed is a weaponized form of Lymphrosis being confirmed by them as Lymphrosis Megasis. The remaining survivors of the first slaughter were eventually killed by this new bio weapon. Knavobuki is now a ghost town never able to be inhabited again from the deadly and long lasting fallout from the disease. The one leader of Knavobuki GJ, has been confirmed dead the other Mieshoa was on a business trip to Acadie when the destruction happened.

UPDATE 3: Turns out the M.E. was a literal retard, Mieshoa was the one that died and GJ was actually on a trip to Acadie to get the parts needed to help Parasol Corp. build the M.O.A.N. or Mother Of All Nukes. In other news the so far unnamed terrorist group performed a panty raid on the SIA and stole all their copies of the Arcem Endsam and reports of strategic importance about certain locations in the Shire.

UPDATE 4: The S.I.A. had made many thousands of copies of the Arcem Endsam ahead of time currently the Communist Terrorists are locked in an arms race with the S.I.A. to decipher the text.

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