Tsukimiya UNSEATED as Shire's World AFK Champion!
It's the AFK Championship upset of the century!
Sitting quite comfortably offline, Tsukimiya, the reigning AFK Champion since 2011, had no idea what was about to happen to his title this week. It seems that the snow storm of 2016 not only brought crippling snow, but it also brought in an AFK blizzard that goes by the name of Brock!
No one could have predicted that 1 day 21 hours and 5 minutes ago (and counting), someone would make the bold decision to make a move on Tsukimiya's Championship AFK Trophy. Sure, others have tried. There was Batman's Minechat AFK of December 2015 which lasted ~20 hours. And we can't forget multiple failed attempts by Hay - winning her the Hayfk honorable mention. But none have ever been able to even come close to Tsukimiya's 40-hour long AFK of fall 2015 that broke his own record of the infamous New Year's AFK of 2014.
Here, we have Brock being presented with the AFK Championship 2016 Trophy. He'll see it when he gets back.
Tsukimiya could not be reached to comment on the devastating loss. But plenty of people in the twitterverse have weigh in on it!
Maria Alejandra Gracia Isabelle Smith of Kibarra (@shoogaMamasita69lol):
GORL! U betta get dat trophy back! Carlos gonna break up witchu! #afkchamp2k16
Samantha Williamson of Oranjestad (@demitacosexualNprowd):
AFK? Who cares?! SAY NO TO THE ANNEX! #afkchamp2k16
Horris Burnstein of Equos (@horrisburn):
It's a disappointing loss for Equos. BTW. We've got some real estate for sale. #afkchamp2k16
Alicia Stargazer of Laurelian (@moongoddess7596927):
Oh yay! And it happened in Laurelian! Many star blessings and happy vibes to you! #afkchamp2k16
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Its a testament to his internet connectivity more than anything - if I'm AFK for 30 minutes I time out! Congrats Brock!4
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***UPDATE***
It seems that word has, indeed, reached Tsukimiya and he has returned to reclaim the title! Actions speak louder than words for this competitor - well, mostly because he's AFK.
Tsukimiya will not go down without a fight!
Front row seats to this event come straight to you via our Dynamap. Stay tuned for more updates as SGN reporters follow this riveting battle between two AFK gladiators!
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