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My dad is several smaller dads combined into one larger dad
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Wuggeh0
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As you might have suspected, my father was oringinally severally smaller fathers who did not fully equate to the father they wanted to be; thus, they combined together in a synthesis and created one great mega ultra father, a TURBODAD the likes of which have never been seen today. Be aware and be weary. Bedtime is at 10pm. Dinner at 7:30.
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what3
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[quote=Wuggeh0]As you might have suspected, my father was oringinally severally smaller fathers who did not fully equate to the father they wanted to be; thus, they combined together in a synthesis and created one great mega ultra father, a TURBODAD the likes of which have never been seen today. Be aware and be weary. Bedtime is at 10pm. Dinner at 7:30. [/quote]
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@Sammiches822 sorry i cant hear you it's too dark in here may you repeat yourself please
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I believe this is the ultra-rare phenomenon called dadception.7
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dafuq I just read lol4
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its 11 and im not in bed am i gonna die-1
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[quote="phobiphantom10;7874"]its 11 and im not in bed am i gonna die[/quote]yes. im so sorry0
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[quote="Wuggeh0;7875"]yes. im so sorry[/quote]goodbye cruel world3
