[BREAKING] RIVERWOOD DECLARES WAR ON LAURELIAN

Antheus

RIVERWOOD- Shortly before midnight on the third of December a fight broke out over the annual Shire United Nations Sekrit Santa Gift Exchange Drawing between the President of Riverwood and an elder in Laurelian, @Hay, over who got to be a classified persons secret santa. The fight progressed in screaming and shouting, eventually resulting in Riverwood declaring war on Laurelian, claiming that "FIRE SHALL RAIN DOWN UPON LAURELIAN" and that it will be so hot that "THE FABRIC THAT MAKES UP THE FAKE CHERRY TREES WILL BURN." The President, @Antheus, claims that war is justified because @Hay committed an act of High Treason against Riverwood.

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