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[BREAKING] RIVERWOOD DECLARES WAR ON LAURELIAN

Antheus
Antheus Arbiter, Engineer, Wiki Editor
in Shire Global News
RIVERWOOD- Shortly before midnight on the third of December a fight broke out over the annual Shire United Nations Sekrit Santa Gift Exchange Drawing between the President of Riverwood and an elder in Laurelian, @Hay, over who got to be a classified persons secret santa. The fight progressed in screaming and shouting, eventually resulting in Riverwood declaring war on Laurelian, claiming that "FIRE SHALL RAIN DOWN UPON LAURELIAN" and that it will be so hot that "THE FABRIC THAT MAKES UP THE FAKE CHERRY TREES WILL BURN." The President, @Antheus, claims that war is justified because @Hay committed an act of High Treason against Riverwood.
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  • Hay
    Hay Lord
    no
    (6 characters)
    Sammiches822Antheus
  • John117
    John117 Member, Engineer, Wiki Editor
    delet this
    HaySammiches822AntheusGustavobc
  • Antheus
    Antheus Arbiter, Engineer, Wiki Editor
    John117 wrote: »
    delet this

    no
  • Sammiches822
    Sammiches822 Arbiter
    Ignore
    Antheus
  • Antheus
    Antheus Arbiter, Engineer, Wiki Editor
    Hay wrote: »
    no
    (6 characters)

    IT IS ON, YOU [REDACTED] OF THE SHIRE
  • nebbers
    nebbers Lord
    Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't Riverwood managed to lose every war ever? Is it wise to start another?
    HayJennerWuggeh0Gustavobc
  • Hay
    Hay Lord
    nebbers wrote: »
    Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't Riverwood managed to lose every war ever? Is it wise to start another?

    *sips tea*
    Weeellllllll.
  • Humzahh
    Humzahh Gaijin
    Soooo.... I take it the wedding venue is moving locations now? Nobody wants a wedding in a war zone.

    I've got space in neutral cactus county for a wedding Hall! :)
    Antheus
  • Antheus
    Antheus Arbiter, Engineer, Wiki Editor
    Humzahh wrote: »
    Soooo.... I take it the wedding venue is moving locations now? Nobody wants a wedding in a war zone.

    I've got space in neutral cactus county for a wedding Hall! :)

    This war will be over before then :3
    Humzahh
  • Antheus
    Antheus Arbiter, Engineer, Wiki Editor
    nebbers wrote: »
    Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't Riverwood managed to lose every war ever? Is it wise to start another?

    I mean were zero for one so it's not like theres been a lot of warss
    Humzahh
  • Hay
    Hay Lord
    Every day is a war for you, Anth. Let's be honest.
    Humzahh
  • CoffeeAndChill
    CoffeeAndChill Lord, Arbiter, Engineer
    Hay wrote: »
    no
    (6 characters)

    actually, it's 5. laurelian can't count. should venice declare war?
    HumzahhAntheus
  • John117
    John117 Member, Engineer, Wiki Editor
    Buzzfeed: One miscount caused SWW3! Click here to find out what went wrong!! :'( :s
  • Antheus
    Antheus Arbiter, Engineer, Wiki Editor
    Blitheness wrote: »
    Hay wrote: »
    no
    (6 characters)

    actually, it's 5. laurelian can't count. should venice declare war?

    those that can not count have no place in this realm
    John117
  • Antheus
    Antheus Arbiter, Engineer, Wiki Editor
    RIVERWOOD SURRENDERS; PEACE RESTORED WITH LAURELIAN
  • Hay
    Hay Lord
    Sorry. We weren't paying attention. What's going on?
  • Humzahh
    Humzahh Gaijin
    Something about Riverwood massively failing and retreating - just what word on the street says, though.

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