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Our previous HQ location has been compromised, and for this reason we needed to move; hence the short break in our stream of unbiased articles from independent authors. We warn King's Road for a possible military operation by Arbemaisonnes to find our (now unused) HQ, but we hope that this message will discourage Arbemaisonnes from invading another innocent town for the sake of censoring us.
ARBEMAISONNES CONTINUES WAR ON TO'UFENUA
The Arbemaisonnese Empire, in recent weeks, has increased its military presence around To'ufenua, and in response, To'ufenua has made nuclear threats again, but Arbemaisonnes seemed unphased by them. Exactly one day and 4 hours before this article has been posted, an Arbemaisonnese ship has fired at a To'ufenuan ship. We have not received any reports yet of the battle that has followed, but it is safe to assume that the Arbemaisonnese Empire is officially at war. The unofficial ceasefire between To'ufenua and Arbemaisonnes has ended.
COMMUNISM IN LIBRARYTOWN MAGICALLY DISAPPEARS