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**MILLIONS OF POUNDS OF SNOW STOLEN FROM FULFWOTZ**
Sammiches822
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Kelly Theta, Senior SGN Journalist
A shopper attempts to navigate the now-disappeared snow that covered Fulfwotz last weekend.
FULFWOTZ- Last weekend, Fulfwotzians woke to a pre-thanksgiving miracle; Snow! Over 14 inches of the frighteningly cocaine-like powder coated the city. But where is that snow now? Stolen! Thats right, it was stolen! Ignoring any possibility that maybe the snow just dissapated overnight, Emperor Sammich proclaimed that a thief had come into Fulfwotz, and stolen all the snow that was on the ground.
"I don't care who did this, we just need the snow back," he said in an interview. "It rarely snows this far south, and we just really want it back. I won't be angry. I promise. Just remember that I lie a lot."
At the Fulfwotz 911 Emergency Services Center, sources say they recieved over 9,000 complaints of a powdery substance falling from the sky, and the Fulfwotz 911 Emergency Services Center Emergency Sevices Center say they recieved over 12,000 calls from the Fulfwotz 911 Emergency Services Center on what to do. Devout followers of the Pagan Lord Bobbuf believed the snow was actually a blessing from their dark lord, and brought the idea of painting all of the snow black to the Fulfwotz City Council, in honor of their leader. Witnesses lie and say they saw the snow thief. Together, they were able to piece together an artist's impression of the subject:
The Fulfwotz Civil Police have launched an investigation against the snow thief, and he is to be brought before the High Demmatrodine Council to face punishment for his heinous crimes. In other news, the Shire Royal Wedding is only a few days away! In one week, the Princess of Niflheim and the Prince of Lands-Eastermore will be wed at the fabled Niflheim Palace. The princess is to wear a diamond and crystal dress decorated with snow stolen from Fulfwotz. Tell us what you think!
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Contact us at shireglobalnews@gmail.com!
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William Fern, Oranjestad- !!!!WARNING!!!! u cannot turn back now even if u read warning only!!! this night 12 yrs ago there was this girl and her name was Destiknee and she was bullied at schol so ONE DAy she kiled herself!!!! and she comes back evry night to kill her bulliess!!! if u dont post this comment on 10 othr pages she will mistake u for one of hr bullies and kill YOu tnight!!! dont evn risk it this is serios guys if u do post it on tenn otherr pages u will haev the best day of ur life tmrw and ur crush will kiss u OMG im being srsly
Nancy McDonald, Equos- My child has been missing for a week why are we investigating a man who steals snow
Hans Oglivvich, Kraghal- haha her in krighal??? maeny sno to bee had XXDDD yas is vaery snowe hear. we cnot hevast oliv yat bc it is not seson ripe enoug!!! XDD
Jacob Illych, Floffwym- what a monstr who would steal snow from childrn
A shopper attempts to navigate the now-disappeared snow that covered Fulfwotz last weekend.FULFWOTZ- Last weekend, Fulfwotzians woke to a pre-thanksgiving miracle; Snow! Over 14 inches of the frighteningly cocaine-like powder coated the city. But where is that snow now? Stolen! Thats right, it was stolen! Ignoring any possibility that maybe the snow just dissapated overnight, Emperor Sammich proclaimed that a thief had come into Fulfwotz, and stolen all the snow that was on the ground.
"I don't care who did this, we just need the snow back," he said in an interview. "It rarely snows this far south, and we just really want it back. I won't be angry. I promise. Just remember that I lie a lot."
At the Fulfwotz 911 Emergency Services Center, sources say they recieved over 9,000 complaints of a powdery substance falling from the sky, and the Fulfwotz 911 Emergency Services Center Emergency Sevices Center say they recieved over 12,000 calls from the Fulfwotz 911 Emergency Services Center on what to do. Devout followers of the Pagan Lord Bobbuf believed the snow was actually a blessing from their dark lord, and brought the idea of painting all of the snow black to the Fulfwotz City Council, in honor of their leader. Witnesses lie and say they saw the snow thief. Together, they were able to piece together an artist's impression of the subject:
The Fulfwotz Civil Police have launched an investigation against the snow thief, and he is to be brought before the High Demmatrodine Council to face punishment for his heinous crimes. In other news, the Shire Royal Wedding is only a few days away! In one week, the Princess of Niflheim and the Prince of Lands-Eastermore will be wed at the fabled Niflheim Palace. The princess is to wear a diamond and crystal dress decorated with snow stolen from Fulfwotz. Tell us what you think!
~SGN Online, helping you act like you care~
Contact us at shireglobalnews@gmail.com!
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William Fern, Oranjestad- !!!!WARNING!!!! u cannot turn back now even if u read warning only!!! this night 12 yrs ago there was this girl and her name was Destiknee and she was bullied at schol so ONE DAy she kiled herself!!!! and she comes back evry night to kill her bulliess!!! if u dont post this comment on 10 othr pages she will mistake u for one of hr bullies and kill YOu tnight!!! dont evn risk it this is serios guys if u do post it on tenn otherr pages u will haev the best day of ur life tmrw and ur crush will kiss u OMG im being srsly
Nancy McDonald, Equos- My child has been missing for a week why are we investigating a man who steals snow
Hans Oglivvich, Kraghal- haha her in krighal??? maeny sno to bee had XXDDD yas is vaery snowe hear. we cnot hevast oliv yat bc it is not seson ripe enoug!!! XDD
Jacob Illych, Floffwym- what a monstr who would steal snow from childrn
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