Court Case Settled with Shocking Conclusion

Sammiches822 · February 2015

RAVI O. LI COURTHOUSE, FULFWOTZ- Earlier today in Fulfwotz, quite possibly one of the most tumultuous court cases has finally been settled: The case of DavisHQ versus the People.

The case started when Davis slaughtered the rabbits of one of the prosecutors, HayGuys11. Ms. Hay demanded to know his motives behind the vicious attack, while he entered the city of Fulfwotz and stole fireworks from a government building. He was promptly arrested by Fulfwotz police, and imprisoned beneath Castle Mugg, awaiting trial. During his imprisonment, he attempted to escape a total of three times, including jumping off of the bridge spanning the channel between the castle and Fulfwotz Proper while being escorted to the Ravi O. Li Courthouse by police.

Inside the courthouse, Mr. BrockSammson testified, and brought up the possibility of a murder at the home of Davis in Seaside Park, on the night of January 16th, around 2am. Mr. Brock then claimed that it was Fulfwotz's very own Emperor, Emperor Sammich the Magnificent, who slew the man on that night. When District Attorney Benjy left the courtroom to retrieve evidence supporting Davis, he was murdered in cold blood a few yards from the courthouse. After a constant disorganized case, the Jury's verdict was that Mr. Davis was innocent of the following charges:

Three counts of murder in the first degree
Theft and petty larceny
Refusal to stand trial
Refusal to attend own execution
Being a smelly willy
Three counts of attempted prison escape

As Mr. Davis was cleared of all charges, evidence arose that implied that Mr. Mattox had been pulling the strings all along, and was also behind the brutal murder of District Attorney Benjy. Mattox quickly fled the courthouse, leading detectives to the under-construction Olympic Arena, where he managed to send Mr. Davis, Mr. Mieshoa (Emperor Sammich's servant), and none other than the Emperor himself, to their untimely deaths. Thankfully, Mr. Davis and Mr. Mieshoa were able to be revived and are now in stable condition at Mainland Central Hospital. Emperor Sammich was sent back from the Hell because he was considered too annoying. Mattox is still at large in the southeastern countryside. Do you agree with the jury's verdict?

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Wanda Bigbags, Oranjestad- this was a thing?

Clyde Biltbobble Jr, Feverly Hills- mattox is not in the biltbobble mansion pls no come here pls

Monty Python, Yberra- he turned me into a newt!

Sir Bedivere, Yberra- [In Reply to: Monty Python] did you get better?