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Body standards for teenage girls: Have they gone too far?
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Leelah Zagreb, SGN Health and Body Columnist
You may have seen it. On the streets, in the hallways, maybe even in your very own home. It's a disturbing new trend, but a trend nonetheless. A trend most common in girls ages 10-18. It goes by the name of no-heading, and more adolescent girls are doing it every day. Body standards gone too far? We think so.
The first recorded no-heading example was a selfie sixteen-year-old Marjorie Hendellson from Orikami posted on Gangstagram. Posted only a month ago, it's now received over 130,000 likes. What seems like an empty picture of a teenage girl's bedroom is actually a picture of Hendelson-- minus her head.
Soon, teenage girls were flocking to cosmetic surgery practices, having their heads removed. While some claim this new trend is to please themselves, many admit they're doing it to please the male students at their schools; and the male students are definitely taking notice.
SGN conducted a study of twelve different high schools across the Shire. We asked ten male students from each school to choose which picture was more attractive: a picture with a "hot" girl, or an empty portrait, where one could assume it was a girl who had removed her head. 9/10 boys from each school said the empty one was more hot, the tenth person being blind. We didn't realize that posting those statistics here would only encourage more girls to go out and remove their heads.
But what more, turnout at public executions in places like Fulfwotz has increased tenfold, and many people claim the beheadings are getting sexier and sexier. One man was even escorted away from the execution site for attempting to masturbate during the event. The more this goes on, the more we encourage it. Look at this, they're even wishing each other luck as they go out and perform these surgeries:
Disgusting. Many of the young girls who undergo this procedure fail to realize that it is permanent. The minute that head is separated from your neck, it's gone. Forever. You might lose your head just because you wanted a boy to ask you out. How does that feel?
~SGN Online, helping you act like you care~
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Susan Montague, Oranjestad- am i the only person questioning how this is even possible?
Joey Ambrosio, Venezia- how dare you try and deprive me of my selfish desire for girls to want to please me?
Sesa Vaduva, Fulfwotz- who even uses gangstagram anymore lol
Mary Eldritch, Little Withering- whaat is "sel fie""? ?
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