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SGN BREAKING NEWS: BEN CAUGHT IN BUILDING SCANDAL
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Lord_Drekar
Lord
THIS JUST IN:
For many years, Ben has been known for his complete and utter lack of progress in construction, and famously has stuck to his guns and never finished a project - a dedication many have viewed as noble, honourable, insane, or downright lazy.
However, SGN can exclusively reveal that he has spiraled downward out of control and was actually seen building earlier today - These photos were captured by our undercover paparazzi. Be warned, they do contain graphic images of construction.
and this image of him destroying the block he had previously thrown away from him with a lightning rod:
What does this mean for the future? what kind of descent into madness has taken over Ben, so famously devout in never finishing builds? SGN is committed to bringing you all the sleazy, dirty details and will follow this case as it develops!
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LIES, LIES AND SLANDER!If I'd ever have built a dungeon I'd have my guards throw you in it you big meanie :'(12
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I have photographic proof! there's no slander here, Ben, only SCANDAL0
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Unacceptable! :P0