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Court Case Settled with Shocking Conclusion
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Sammiches822
Arbiter
RAVI O. LI COURTHOUSE, FULFWOTZ- Earlier today in Fulfwotz, quite possibly one of the most tumultuous court cases has finally been settled: The case of DavisHQ versus the People.
The case started when Davis slaughtered the rabbits of one of the prosecutors, HayGuys11. Ms. Hay demanded to know his motives behind the vicious attack, while he entered the city of Fulfwotz and stole fireworks from a government building. He was promptly arrested by Fulfwotz police, and imprisoned beneath Castle Mugg, awaiting trial. During his imprisonment, he attempted to escape a total of three times, including jumping off of the bridge spanning the channel between the castle and Fulfwotz Proper while being escorted to the Ravi O. Li Courthouse by police.
Inside the courthouse, Mr. BrockSammson testified, and brought up the possibility of a murder at the home of Davis in Seaside Park, on the night of January 16th, around 2am. Mr. Brock then claimed that it was Fulfwotz's very own Emperor, Emperor Sammich the Magnificent, who slew the man on that night. When District Attorney Benjy left the courtroom to retrieve evidence supporting Davis, he was murdered in cold blood a few yards from the courthouse. After a constant disorganized case, the Jury's verdict was that Mr. Davis was innocent of the following charges:
- Three counts of murder in the first degree
- Theft and petty larceny
- Refusal to stand trial
- Refusal to attend own execution
- Being a smelly willy
- Three counts of attempted prison escape
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Wanda Bigbags, Oranjestad- this was a thing?
Clyde Biltbobble Jr, Feverly Hills- mattox is not in the biltbobble mansion pls no come here pls
Monty Python, Yberra- he turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedivere, Yberra- [In Reply to: Monty Python] did you get better?
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Clearly he's guilty of not attending his own execution. The other charges I'm on the fence about.3
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I would hardly call this settled...2
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I wrote an account of said trial in game - I still have copies for anyone intrigued about it.0
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Nice photoshoop0
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plus one internet swags1