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Zebrus Empire To Back Down!

Due to the threat on Emperor ZebraFury of "total economic isolation" he plans to back down in his testing of nuclear weapons in hopes to pursue a new route of war! Emperor ZebraFury hopes to put together an army of 1000 men to go on a conquest for new land!


In other news people are starving in the Zebrus Empire and with no solution the emperor plans to find another rich empire to trade with.
Wuggeh0

Comments

  • wtf, Z.
    You gonna just take that from the Emperor? Really?
    Emperor Sammus once threatened to level Laurelian because a famed Laurelii plastic surgeon wouldn't remove his last 2 remaining ribs in a bid to make his waist 12 inches in circumference. Did we back down? Hayell no!

    Ask him how many ribs he still has.
    Sammiches822Wuggeh0
  • May your conquest be magnificent, and may you not stray into the south-west. Good luck.
    Sammiches822
  • Hay wrote:
    Emperor Sammus once threatened to level Laurelian because a famed Laurelii plastic surgeon wouldn't remove his last 2 remaining ribs in a bid to make his waist 12 inches in circumference.

    that was told to you in confidence...
  • JimmyJimmy Arbiter
    Hay wrote: »
    wtf, Z.
    You gonna just take that from the Emperor? Really?
    Emperor Sammus once threatened to level Laurelian because a famed Laurelii plastic surgeon wouldn't remove his last 2 remaining ribs in a bid to make his waist 12 inches in circumference. Did we back down? Hayell no!

    Ask him how many ribs he still has.

    it wasn't to make his waist 12 inches lmao
    Wuggeh0Hay
  • Jimmy wrote:

    it wasn't to make his waist 12 inches lmao

    youre right i was trying to drop 4 inches
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