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Zebrus Empire To Back Down!

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Due to the threat on Emperor ZebraFury of "total economic isolation" he plans to back down in his testing of nuclear weapons in hopes to pursue a new route of war! Emperor ZebraFury hopes to put together an army of 1000 men to go on a conquest for new land!


In other news people are starving in the Zebrus Empire and with no solution the emperor plans to find another rich empire to trade with.

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  • Hay
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    wtf, Z.
    You gonna just take that from the Emperor? Really?
    Emperor Sammus once threatened to level Laurelian because a famed Laurelii plastic surgeon wouldn't remove his last 2 remaining ribs in a bid to make his waist 12 inches in circumference. Did we back down? Hayell no!

    Ask him how many ribs he still has.
  • CoffeeAndChill
    CoffeeAndChill Lord, Arbiter, Engineer
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    May your conquest be magnificent, and may you not stray into the south-west. Good luck.
  • Sammiches822
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    Hay wrote:
    Emperor Sammus once threatened to level Laurelian because a famed Laurelii plastic surgeon wouldn't remove his last 2 remaining ribs in a bid to make his waist 12 inches in circumference.

    that was told to you in confidence...
  • Sammiches822
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    Jimmy wrote:

    it wasn't to make his waist 12 inches lmao

    youre right i was trying to drop 4 inches