PSA: Cannibalism

The Oranjestad Secret Police, in cooperation with A Vague, Yet Menacing, Government Agency, would like to remind you that here in Oranjestad, no one is eating each other. They remind you that this is a friendly reminder. The Secret Police added their assurance that they see no reason to alert us to the not-at-all increasingly-common practice of grill parties and consensual cannibalism.

“It’d be pretty terrible of us to conceal that, right?” a heavily cloaked spokesperson said, distractedly, deeply engrossed in a game of Angry Birds on his or her iPhone 11 Pro. “But listen! The important thing here is that we are not– hang on…Darn! –warning or alerting anyone, and I think you should remember to thank us for that.”

The cloaked figure then double-tapped his or her phone and a horse rose up from the floor beneath him or her, and they flew off into the sky.

John117

Comments

  • JennerJenner Member, Wiki Editor
    edited October 13

    As the owner of Beat Meat Butcher, i'm happy to hear that no one in Oranjestad is eating meat directly from the source. I would like to offer to open a shop in Oranjestad to help keep it that way. We sell quality meat frorm people just like you!

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  • IM NOT CONVINCED!

  • DELETE

  • HHAVE NOT EVER WORKED FOR WAL MART.........


    RICHaRD PASSED LAST NIGHT HAD BRAIN ANEURYSM WHILE DRIVING SEE YOU AT CHURCH

  • @Sammiches822
    Grandma, mom said pick up your phone and don't post anymore stuff until you talk to her
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